We over promise and we under deliver.

Our team is comprised of individuals who have applied, to work, at some of the leading companies, in this industry. Others, met them at trade shows, where they snuck in. (We won’t waste your money nor our money on tickets). Each of our team members is equipped with a plethora of titles and little information, why they might not be able to answer your questions, they will be, who you asked to speak with. If our team members, do not suffer from the Dunning-Kruger effect, we won’t hire them.

We are not wet behind the ears, we have weeks, plus days, of cumulative experience. Our understanding is conceptual, as well as figurative, and deeply rooted in our vivid and active imaginations. We might not know how many grams are in a pound but we have high hopes and smart phones. 

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(We can’t confirm or deny, if all our founders have previously paid for mug shot removals)

The majority of our products test high due to being infused with unicorn dust but not all. What we lack in consistency, price, and in quality, we make up for in our ability to get you high.

We require all of unicorns to receive the same treatment, provided to other gourmet products, like veal and foie gras.

We our indirect to all our farms and are told, they are hand selected based on who someone who knows someone, who once knew someone, who might grow. It’s an efficient system.